Jokes and Riddles http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/-t1.htm Post a funny joke or 2 here.View Today's Cartoon Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:29:53 GMT 10 Jokes and Riddles http://i48.servimg.com/u/f48/12/18/76/24/vort13.gif http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/-t1.htm funny Chuck Norris Jokes http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/funny-chuck-norris-jokes-t631.htm Anime2Life Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s** from anybody. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at ... Jokes and Riddles Thu, 18 Sep 2008 20:29:53 GMT http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/funny-chuck-norris-jokes-t631.htm#3015 http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/funny-chuck-norris-jokes-t631.htm Funny Blonde Jokes http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/funny-blonde-jokes-t529.htm DarkLugia
A. Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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Q. What do you call a blonde going through a blinking red light?

A. Vroom, Screech Vroom, Screech
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My dad told me these jokes. If you want more I can post them here. If you have any blonde jokes you can also post them here.]]> Jokes and Riddles Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:57:37 GMT http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/funny-blonde-jokes-t529.htm#2660 http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/funny-blonde-jokes-t529.htm Do Great Minds Really Think Alike? http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/do-great-minds-really-think-alike-t498.htm Anime2Life Do Great Minds Really Think Alike? If great minds thought alike: ~ We'd all be accepting the idea that the world is flat ~ We'd all be living in the stone-age ~ Einstein wouldn't be the only one who thought of the theory of relativity ~ We wouldn't need lawyers ~ There would be no such thing as a debate team ~ There wouldn't be a need for more than one doctor ~ There wouldn't be a need for more than one scientist ~ We wouldn't need to go to to school The list goes on and on... Jokes and Riddles Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:43:58 GMT http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/do-great-minds-really-think-alike-t498.htm#2419 http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/do-great-minds-really-think-alike-t498.htm How Can This Be? http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/how-can-this-be-t175.htm Aryan





How Can This Be?

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.

How can this be?

]]> Jokes and Riddles Fri, 23 May 2008 16:57:27 GMT http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/how-can-this-be-t175.htm#574 http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/how-can-this-be-t175.htm Death In The Family http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/death-in-the-family-t189.htm Aryan A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." "And last month ... Jokes and Riddles Sat, 31 May 2008 14:12:54 GMT http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/death-in-the-family-t189.htm#656 http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/death-in-the-family-t189.htm The Missing Dollar http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/the-missing-dollar-t176.htm Aryan The Missing Dollar Three friends check into a motel for the night and the clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance. So, they each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room. A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the trio by $5. He asks the bellhop to return $5 to the 3 friends who had just checked in. The bellhop sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; ... Jokes and Riddles Sat, 24 May 2008 13:04:08 GMT http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/the-missing-dollar-t176.htm#578 http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/the-missing-dollar-t176.htm Riddle - Unusual Paragraph http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/riddle-unusual-paragraph-t210.htm AussieJay
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Answer: Latin, because it's a dead language.]]> Jokes and Riddles Wed, 04 Jun 2008 22:07:19 GMT http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/language-of-ghosts-t258.htm#772 http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/language-of-ghosts-t258.htm Riddle - Hay Rides http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/riddle-hay-rides-t209.htm AussieJay You are on an island in the middle of a lake. The lake is in a remote part of the country and there has never been a bridge connecting the island to the mainland. Every day a tractor and wagon gives hay rides around the island. Puzzled as to how the tractor had gotten onto the island you ask around and find out that the tractor was not transported to the island by boat or by air. Nor was it built on the island. Explain how the tractor got there? (( 100 )) Jokes and Riddles Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:56:59 GMT http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/riddle-hay-rides-t209.htm#698 http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/riddle-hay-rides-t209.htm Riddle - Bricked Up Room http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/riddle-bricked-up-room-t211.htm AussieJay
This is a good one, I bet you'll go "awww really funny..."

(( 250 ))]]> Jokes and Riddles Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:11:20 GMT http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/riddle-bricked-up-room-t211.htm#700 http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/riddle-bricked-up-room-t211.htm The Job (Cartoon) http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/the-job-cartoon-t256.htm Aryan ]]> Jokes and Riddles Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:36:27 GMT http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/the-job-cartoon-t256.htm#760 http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/the-job-cartoon-t256.htm CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020 http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/customer-care-in-2020-t190.htm Aryan Operator: “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your...“ Customer: “Hello, can I order..“ Operator : “Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?“ Customer: “It‘s eh.., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610“ Operator : “OK... you r Mr Singh and you‘re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?“ Customer: ... Jokes and Riddles Sat, 31 May 2008 14:21:29 GMT http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/customer-care-in-2020-t190.htm#658 http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/customer-care-in-2020-t190.htm common, but funny blonde joke http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/common-but-funny-blonde-joke-t148.htm Sonic_v2 Blonde paint job A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard ... Jokes and Riddles Sat, 10 May 2008 23:41:09 GMT http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/common-but-funny-blonde-joke-t148.htm#364 http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/common-but-funny-blonde-joke-t148.htm 10 most stupid questions? http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/10-most-stupid-questions-t113.htm Aryan 10 most stupid questions? 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 1) At the movies: when u meet friends…. Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2) In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again. ... Jokes and Riddles Fri, 09 May 2008 07:24:23 GMT http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/10-most-stupid-questions-t113.htm#319 http://gamersvortex.darkbb.com/jokes-and-riddles-f11/10-most-stupid-questions-t113.htm