10 most stupid questions?
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1) At the movies: when u meet friends…. Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2) In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3) At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4) At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "pepperoni pizza" good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5) At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... Stupid Question:-
you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6) When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.
7) When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
9) At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10) U are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!