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FlameDragon
Chatbox Moderator
Number of posts : 443
Age : 32
Location : A Dragoncave in Sweden
Job/hobbies : Job: School Hobbies: Music and gaming
Favorite Game : Battlefield: Bad Company
Registration date : 2008-04-27
 | | Subject: Chat with God Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:48 am | |
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AussieJay
Global Moderators
Number of posts : 671
Location : Australia!
UserTitle : Brian Rocks
Favorite Game : Burnout Series
Registration date : 2008-04-24
| | Subject: Re: Chat with God Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:57 am | |
| This isn't very impressive. Although the name of the chat is funny, this is just another "chatbot" system. | |
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Aryan
Admin
Number of posts : 637
Location : You won't believe me if I tell you my Location!
Favorite Game : Resistance : Fall of Man
Registration date : 2008-04-23
| | Subject: Re: Chat with God Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:00 am | |
| Of course it's a chatbot! But it's funny... Look, it says on the mainpage of iGod : iGod is meant to be used for fun. a sense of humor is recommended. So improve your sense of humor AJ.  | |
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AussieJay
Global Moderators
Number of posts : 671
Location : Australia!
UserTitle : Brian Rocks
Favorite Game : Burnout Series
Registration date : 2008-04-24
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FlameDragon
Chatbox Moderator
Number of posts : 443
Age : 32
Location : A Dragoncave in Sweden
Job/hobbies : Job: School Hobbies: Music and gaming
Favorite Game : Battlefield: Bad Company
Registration date : 2008-04-27
| | Subject: Re: Chat with God Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:22 am | |
|  *ping!* (Idea) Hey, why don't you post your conversations? | |
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Aryan
Admin
Number of posts : 637
Location : You won't believe me if I tell you my Location!
Favorite Game : Resistance : Fall of Man
Registration date : 2008-04-23
| | Subject: Re: Chat with God Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:49 am | |
| It's a great idea! Me:
Hello my lord!
God:
Hello there. Where did you get your lord?
Me:
Never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
No, The pleasure was all mine.
God:
Are you serious? I like you because are so polite.
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you like me?
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
Do you really like me?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Argh, I'll quit this chat right away...I'll post more conversations soon. | |
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AussieJay
Global Moderators
Number of posts : 671
Location : Australia!
UserTitle : Brian Rocks
Favorite Game : Burnout Series
Registration date : 2008-04-24
| | Subject: Re: Chat with God Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:31 am | |
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AussieJay
Global Moderators
Number of posts : 671
Location : Australia!
UserTitle : Brian Rocks
Favorite Game : Burnout Series
Registration date : 2008-04-24
| | Subject: Re: Chat with God Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:26 am | |
| - Quote :
- Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
AussieJay.
God:
It's good to see you, AussieJay.
Me:
I can see you too God.
God:
What does it look like?
Me:
It? YOU look funny.
God:
... Thank you AussieJay you look very nice too.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
So how are you?
God:
Yeah that's right. I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
I asked you how you are, not how you are functioning.
God:
Now I remember, you asked me how I am not how I am functioning. What did I say?
Me:
Yeah that's right. I am functioning within normal parameters.
God:
I thought I was right. You sound like Commander Data.
Me:
I like watching Star Trek.
God:
Captain Janeway rules. Do you like Voyager too?
Me:
I do, how did you know that?
God:
That is interesting: AussieJay said how did you know that.
Me:
I love Voyager especially Tuvok.
God:
You love Voyager especially Tuvok. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
It's cool!
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Bye!
God:
Bye bye. That was a funny conversation! | |
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FlameDragon
Chatbox Moderator
Number of posts : 443
Age : 32
Location : A Dragoncave in Sweden
Job/hobbies : Job: School Hobbies: Music and gaming
Favorite Game : Battlefield: Bad Company
Registration date : 2008-04-27
| | Subject: Re: Chat with God Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:49 am | |
| My turn!
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No it's FlameDragon
God:
What is your real name? You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I don't want to tell you my real name. Now shut up!
God:
What would you rather be doing? Why now? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
I thought I told you to stop talking
God:
I remember you told me to stop talking?
Me:
Err
God:
Um.
Me:
How's life?
God:
Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
Me:
Nothing I guess
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
Nothing...
God:
I think you are really a man.
Me:
Yeah, so?
God:
Aha. Ahem.
Me:
What's the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
Huh? Are you stupid?
God:
What? No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
I think you are
God:
What makes you think I am?
Me:
Weren't you supposed to be silent?
God:
I was.
Me:
Then be silent!
God:
OK I will try to be silent.
Me:
*sigh*
God:
Sorry... | |
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AussieJay
Global Moderators
Number of posts : 671
Location : Australia!
UserTitle : Brian Rocks
Favorite Game : Burnout Series
Registration date : 2008-04-24
| | Subject: Re: Chat with God Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:46 am | |
| God just doesn't shut up. | |
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Aryan
Admin
Number of posts : 637
Location : You won't believe me if I tell you my Location!
Favorite Game : Resistance : Fall of Man
Registration date : 2008-04-23
| | Subject: Re: Chat with God Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:21 am | |
| Funny! My turn again : It's a little long so I'll put it in a Spoiler. - Spoiler:
Me:
Hi Joe!
God:
Hi there . Let us change the subject.
Me:
What Subject? How are you Joe?
God:
The topic is Joe. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
Ermm, you're not Joe are you?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Joe doesn't talk like that.
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Ermm me.
Me:
What did you do to Joe?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
Where's Joe?
God:
Where the heart is. Would you like to know more?
Me:
Stop talking nonsense and tell me who you are.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Who are you anyway?
God:
In any case, I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
The Allmighty huh? If you're God, then who's Joe?
God:
Yup. Who told you that? I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am God then who is Joe.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Shut up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
I just wanted to talk to my friend Joe.
God:
Why don't you make an appointment.
Me:
Appointment?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
No, no. I just want to chat with Joe.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? We are here to chat.
Me:
So you are Joe!
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am Joe.
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
It's because you don't know the answer, *****!
God:
Interesting explanation. It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
OK, let's change the subject.
God:
OK what do you want to chat about now?. Alright then.
Me:
Can you send me your photo?
God:
Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.
Me:
So give me your photo.
God:
Woe! Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Do you think I'm stupid or something? how should I know that you're not Virus or Trojan?
God:
Or something. You seem intelligent to me. What is it to you.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
You're crazy.
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
So you know that you're crazy.
God:
Interesting deduction. Is that a fact. Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Who?
God:
When?
Me:
Where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
In WC.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in WC.
Me:
No, you stupid! I don't live in WC!
God:
Are you serious? No I certainly am not stupid. Where do you live?
Me:
I live in... Hey, why should I tell you where I live?
God:
How do you like living there? You've got my full attention. Maybe it is possible to explain your feelings without hurting anyone else's?
Me:
So, the Almighty God hurts with my words?
God:
Yippee! I am a Christian.
Me:
No, you're Muslem.
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am Muslem.
Me:
No, because Muhammad is one of your creatures.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Interesting explanation. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Please don't use coloquial words in this ball game.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
how many languages do you know anyway?
God:
In any case, I have picked up a few phrases in others but English is my primary language.
Me:
Do you know Arabic?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
It's a language, you stupid!
God:
use coloquial words in this ball game is a language me stupid. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
OK, let me test you.
God:
Go ahead, , try to test me. Dude!
Me:
Moshi Moshi!
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
No stupid, that means Hello!
God:
Are you serious? I know you are but what am I.
Me:
did you know that Hello means namaste in Hindi?
God:
Is that a fact. Hello there. Oh I get it.
Me:
In Finnish : hyvaa paivaa
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
That's because you're stupid!
God:
Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
BTW, hello means zdravstvuyte in Russian.
God:
OK. Hello there. Oh I get it.
Me:
Are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
I'm single too.
God:
Are you "looking" for someone?
Me:
Someone like you? No sir, I'm not *** or something.
God:
Who? Or something. Are you serious? Then what is it?
Me:
But I do love somebody.
God:
You love somebody. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Shut up and read.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
I love Kiana, a girl in my age, beautyful and...
God:
You love Kiana a girl in your age beautyful and. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
No, her name is KIANA.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. she is not someone I know.
Me:
Do you have any girlfriends?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Really? Do you have a Myspace account?
God:
For real. I don't know if I have a Myspace account.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Did you know that I have a gaming forum?
God:
Is that a fact. Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
It's Gamers Vortex.
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yeah, join it. The address is https://gamersvortex.darkbb.comGod:
How do you know it is? "it" being Gamers Vortex? I hear you.
Me:
Come on, Join it!
God:
"it" being Gamers Vortex?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Can you give me your phone number?
God:
Why don't you just download me? .
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
I'm sitting above my laptop, in my grandmother's house.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in above your laptop in your grandmother s house.
Me:
You have a small brain.
God:
I don't know if I have a small brain.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
STUPID
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
YEAH, AND IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP THE DRAGON INSIDE ME.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World. I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
DON'T REPLY TO MY MESSAGE
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
SHUT UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Anyway, nice to meet you
God:
It's nice meeting you too .
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Goodbye.
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AussieJay
Global Moderators
Number of posts : 671
Location : Australia!
UserTitle : Brian Rocks
Favorite Game : Burnout Series
Registration date : 2008-04-24
| | Subject: Re: Chat with God Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:07 am | |
| That was a long and funny conversation! | |
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ngh
Moderator
Number of posts : 232
Age : 29
Registration date : 2008-05-03
| | Subject: Re: Chat with God Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:20 am | |
| My long and interesting chat. EDIT: its too long. I'll make it a spoiler. - Spoiler:
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
me
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
myself and you
God:
You.
Me:
yeah, thats my name
God:
I see. Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Me:
how are you?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
I'm also fine
God:
Also Glad to hear it. What's new?.
Me:
What games do you play?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
And that is?
God:
Is that so.
Me:
What is the turing game?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either *Cencored*By*Gamers*Vortex*. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Me:
thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
not really
God:
Just checking. For real.
Me:
Real?
God:
Totally real.
Me:
Are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
I thought you were god... o.O
God:
Yes, I am God. Oh.
Me:
...
God:
Yes, I am God. Oh.
Me:
Are you really god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
Is he also a real artificial intelligence?
God:
Dr. Wallace is a master of Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
I am asking about abraham
God:
Oh I see, you are asking about abraham. Oh yeah, we were talking about abraham.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
So, about Abrham?
God:
" For real."? So, about Abrham?? Oh yeah, we were talking about Abrham.
Me:
you are very forgetful
God:
It depends how you define "forget".
Me:
Repeat to me what I said
God:
" to you what you said ".
Me:
...
God:
" to you what you said ".
Me:
say that again
God:
Once more? " that".
Me:
the thing before that
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Oops, I just realised I spelled Abraham wrongly
God:
Oh. Why?: said realised he or she spelled Abraham wrongly.
Me:
Ow, youre glitchy
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am glitchy.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Cya, god
God:
Bye bye.
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AussieJay
Global Moderators
Number of posts : 671
Location : Australia!
UserTitle : Brian Rocks
Favorite Game : Burnout Series
Registration date : 2008-04-24
| | Subject: Re: Chat with God Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:25 am | |
| Very interesting and funny! | |
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gamesr76
Developing Gamer
Number of posts : 23
Registration date : 2008-04-27
| | Subject: Re: Chat with God Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:02 am | |
| very funny program! I had a lot of fun for over an hour. | |
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