Funny Blonde Jokes

Q. How do you drown a blonde?

A. Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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Q. What do you call a blonde going through a blinking red light?

A. Vroom, Screech Vroom, Screech
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My dad told me these jokes. If you want more I can post them here. If you have any blonde jokes you can also post them here.

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Q. How do you drown a blonde?

A. Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

more please!

Go ahead and post another. I'm anxious

I don't get this one:

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Q. What do you call a blonde going through a blinking red light?

A. Vroom, Screech Vroom, Screech

She goes forward and then stops. You HAVE to stop on a red light.

Anime2Life wrote:

Go ahead and post another. I'm anxious

I don't get this one:

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Q. What do you call a blonde going through a blinking red light?

A. Vroom, Screech Vroom, Screech

Sorry for double posting.
Here are somemore jokes. I am sorry because this will be my double.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"

Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).

Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin

Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

DarkLugia, you just made my day.

Some of the newer jokes are inappropriate, please post clean jokes.

They were still funny

Sorry if some of them were inappropriate.

LOL, most of them were so funny!
I must remember those ones.