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PostSubject: Funny Blonde Jokes   Funny Blonde Jokes EmptyWed Sep 03, 2008 2:57 pm

Q. How do you drown a blonde?

A. Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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Q. What do you call a blonde going through a blinking red light?

A. Vroom, Screech Vroom, Screech
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My dad told me these jokes. If you want more I can post them here. If you have any blonde jokes you can also post them here.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Blonde Jokes   Funny Blonde Jokes EmptyThu Sep 04, 2008 8:37 am

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Q. How do you drown a blonde?

A. Put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Very Happy more please!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Blonde Jokes   Funny Blonde Jokes EmptyThu Sep 04, 2008 1:24 pm

Go ahead and post another. I'm anxious Laughing

I don't get this one:

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Q. What do you call a blonde going through a blinking red light?

A. Vroom, Screech Vroom, Screech

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Blonde Jokes   Funny Blonde Jokes EmptyThu Sep 04, 2008 1:27 pm

She goes forward and then stops. You HAVE to stop on a red light.

Anime2Life wrote:
Go ahead and post another. I'm anxious Laughing

I don't get this one:

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Q. What do you call a blonde going through a blinking red light?

A. Vroom, Screech Vroom, Screech
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Blonde Jokes   Funny Blonde Jokes EmptyThu Sep 04, 2008 1:37 pm

Sorry for double posting.
Here are somemore jokes. I am sorry because this will be my double.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"

Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).

Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin

Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Blonde Jokes   Funny Blonde Jokes EmptyThu Sep 04, 2008 11:15 pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

DarkLugia, you just made my day. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Blonde Jokes   Funny Blonde Jokes EmptyFri Sep 05, 2008 1:11 am

Some of the newer jokes are inappropriate, please post clean jokes.

They were still funny Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Blonde Jokes   Funny Blonde Jokes EmptyFri Sep 05, 2008 1:30 pm

Sorry if some of them were inappropriate. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Blonde Jokes   Funny Blonde Jokes EmptyThu Sep 11, 2008 12:51 am

LOL, most of them were so funny!
I must remember those ones. Wink

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